Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Red Eye Report's 2010 October Horrorthon #2: "The Addiction"



Kathleen Conklin (Lili Taylor) just doesn't understand evil. On the eve of completing her dissertation, she struggles to comprehend how mankind's cruelty towards itself has lasted so long. But a brisk evening walk in the Big Apple brings our girl face to face with her innermost demons. An encounter with a seductive vampiress (Annabella Sciorra) results in Kathleen's own transformation into a creature of the night, and it ain't a pretty sight. Along with her growing thirst for blood, Kathleen's moral outlook begins to warp, as she blames her victims for being at the business end of a set of fangs. Night by night, the addiction claims what's left of Kathleen's soul, leaving a seasoned bloodsucker (Christopher Walken) to set her on the path to salvation before it's too late.

Boy, does it stink being a vampire. But you knew that, unless a certain pop culture behemoth has you convinced that vampires are the worst Marvel characters Stan Lee never created. Compared to the genre's most fantastic examples, The Addiction is as grounded as vampire lore has ever been explored onscreen. It's as far removed from glamor as possible, with director Abel Ferrara (Body Snatchers) chronicling Kathleen's story as he would a junkie's. But while her ethical breakdown is coolly tragic initially, The Addiction loses its punch pretty fast. This is mostly due to Kathleen, who we really don't know much about when the bite is put on her, and after she turns, she just spouts off angsty rants best suited for someone who must own a lot of Jack Skellington merchandise.

The Addiction is the sort of movie that thinks knowing who Sartre and Kierkegaard equates to understanding their teachings. Ferrara has a philosophy in mind that's not altogether bad, but it's a matter of viewers just not caring rather than it being too cerebral. "Free will" (or the lack thereof) is the flick's favorite buzzword, with much made about Kathleen passing the buck to her victims while her condition reflects her own dark soul. But again, we don't know nearly enough about Kathleen to make any real judgements about her personality -- for all we know, she's just some grad student who went full emo when the Jungle Fever gal started feeling peckish. Taylor's a treasure of an actress, but not even she can breathe life into her morose monologues or help her supporting cast do anything but add to the body count. But leave it to the man, the myth, the Walken to steal all ten minutes he's onscreen, exhibiting equal parts authority and WTF-ery as a longtime vamp who's curbed his hunger.

For however short they last, The Addiction has moments that work, and I can see why it's earned the cult crowd it commands. Shot in smooth black-and-white and set amidst New York's meanest streets, Ferrara's story embraces a style that few other vampire flicks (if any) have taken to heart. The Addiction gets an A for carving out its own identity, but it script and soul are as transparent as Kathleen's reflection.

Friday, October 1, 2010

The Red Eye Report's 2010 October Horrorthon #1: "7 Mummies"



En route to the stony lonesome, a prison transport van crashes in the middle of the desert. Taking a female guard (Cerina Vincent) with them, the surviving cons flee into the wasteland, where an old Apache (Danny Trejo) grabs their attention with a mighty tall tale. Legend tells of Spanish gold in the area, buried beneath an Old West town and guarded by seven Jesuit priests sworn to fend off would-be thieves. Sure enough, the criminals find the town, but come sundown, the residents (all apparently members of the High Plains Drifter Re-enactment Guild) transform into bloodthirsty ghouls who set to make meals out of the cons. With some searching for the gold and some searching for a way out, the crooks only have hours before they too join the ranks of this real-life ghost town.


7 Mummies is a more curious case than I expected. Of course, I didn't expect much, if anything at all, but from that cover art, who would? It looks like any other straight-to-DVD venture that wrangled its quota of recognizable faces to dine on the horror leftovers their careers have unceremoniously led them to. Well, it pretty much is just that, though instead of the battle of attrition I dreaded, 7 Mummies offers enough cheesiness to let it go down smoothly. Essentially, it's a take-off on From Dusk Till Dawn, with prisoners on the run making their way to a desert bar, where they proceed to get more than a little red on them. That's all well and good, but here's where you start to wonder just what the filmmakers were thinking. These are modern-day convicts we're dealing with, but once they wander into Hill Valley circa 1885, no one bats an eye; it's not until some vampire hookers help dwindle their numbers that they suspect, hey, something's not quite right here.


You also come to question why 7 Mummies even included the cons to begin with. It has the costumes and rootin' tootin' stunt show set, so why not ditch the stereotypical thugs and make a name for itself in the Old West horror subgenre alongside Dead Birds or The Burrowers? But that would take a certain degree of ambition, and with dialogue consisting mostly of f-bomb variations, moxie is something 7 Mummies is fresh out of. I even had the sneaking suspicion that it wouldn't even make good on its titular promise -- sure enough, it's not until 11 minutes before the credits that you see hide or hair of a wrapped one. I'm still not sure I even saw seven to begin with, but when they turn out to be kung-fu mummy priests, it all seems to be strangely worth the wait.


Yeah, 7 Mummies is crap -- flatly-directed, badly-acted, lazily-written crap. But it's not a washout of any proportions worth getting riled up about. At not even 80 minutes, the pain doesn't last long, and while the flick as a whole can drag like the dickens, there's enough hilarity to have you chuckling your way through the really dull patches. This isn't a recommendation by any means, but should an inebriated pal haul this home from the video store, save your punishment for the guy who brings back a Dark Harvest sequel.

Red Eye -- Round Two

Greetings, salutations, and multiple apologies, Red Eye Report fans! After months of unfulfilled promises and false starts, I'm ready to get back into gear by kicking off the second year of my October Horrorthon! Once again, I'll be watching and reviewing a horror flick I'll be seeing for the first time every single day throughout October. But this year, I'm adding a little twist to the movie madness -- for the first 27 days, I'll be taking them on in alphabetical order. That's right, from 7 Mummies to (hopefully) Zombi 2, expect a new horror review of every letter, with a special Asian horror week for letters I through O. The four after that will be a random mix of whatever I can get my hands on, save for the 31st, on which I'll review a genre classic I have actually yet to see (and I'm embarrassed I haven't).

Swing by later today for a write-up on the first Horrorthon selection, 7 Mummies. Until then, stay scared! Red Eye rules!

-A.J.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Red Dead Revival

Wow, has it been almost a month? Jesus, I'm a slacker.

So yeah, sorry for the lack of updates, folks. General tiredness and other matters got in the way, but as the new year approaches, I plan on posting more consistent updates. And speaking of which, let's get on with the review rundown:

Over at ReelTalk Movie Reviews, I took on the emo-tastic juggernaut that is New Moon, though I cleansed my conscience by taking on the Spanish version of 1931's Dracula. For Review Express, I gave the rundown on the DVD releases of Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell and cult classic Army of Darkness. And at Terror Tube, Destroy All Monsters continues my rundown of the entire Godzilla legacy.

More review links will follow, as well as capsule updates on general horror viewings. I'm back for real this time, ladies and jellyspoons. Thanks for reading!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Axe to Grind

Howdy-ho, horror hounds. All's been quiet on the genre front recently (I caught two flicks, Dead Air and The Echo, both of which can be encapsulated with a simple "meh"), though there are some new links to share. First, reviews of two recent releases, The Fourth Kind and The Box:

The Box -- http://reeltalkreviews.com/browse/viewitem.asp?type=review&id=3179
The Fourth Kind -- http://reeltalkreviews.com/browse/viewitem.asp?type=review&id=3178

On Classic Movie Guide, I wrote up a condensed critique of 1931's Dracula. It was meant to be a comparison review with the Spanish version filmed at the same time, but my copy started skipping (once I receive a replacement, expect a review on the Spanish version here). But I'm still pleased with how it turned out:

Dracula (1931) -- http://classicmovieguide.com/content/view/528/70

And last, but not least, I can finally unveil the first edition of my new Terror Tube column, "Axe to Grind." I'll be taking on all sorts of horror-related topics, the first of which is why I watch horror when so much of it sucks:

http://terrortube.com/html/Axe-to-Grind-1.html

Look forward to more articles in the future; pending subjects include Universal monster movies and when faith and horror mingle.

That's all for now, but stay tuned for more updates!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Foreign Hustle

As my profile states, I write for multiple sites, among them Passport Cinema (http://passportcinema.com), for which my colleague Chris Luedtke and I review solely foreign films. Both of us have reviewed our fair share of foreign releases, and throughout October, we reviewed an assortment of zombie flicks. Some of mine made their way into edited versions during the Horror-thon, but here were my selections:

Dead Snow -- http://passportcinema.com/?p=513
Evil (2005) -- http://passportcinema.com/?p=507
Night of the Living Dorks -- http://passportcinema.com/?p=530
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad -- http://passportcinema.com/?p=493

Mini-reviews of the first three can be found in the Horror-thon archives, whereas Onechanbara was written for the site in advance.

And on the subject, I also just posted longer versions of two more Horror-thon veterans:

Fear(s) of the Dark -- http://passportcinema.com/?p=542
Tomie -- http://passportcinema.com/?p=545

At least one more straggler will be posted in the coming weeks, but I'll still be tackling horror for Passport Cinema, in which case you can find links here when posted!

The Red Eye Returns

Well, as you can tell, October has ended and with it the Red Eye Report's first Horror-thon. I want to thank everyone who visited the site and sent me feedback on what they thought.

But now that I've had a little breather after my mainly Rockstar-fueled blog orgy, I'm soon going to set out on what I meant the Red Eye Report to be: a hub for all things horror for yours truly. In the next few days, I'll be posting links to various horror-related articles I've written for other sites, as well as posting the occasional review straight here. I thought I'd get the party started with two "best of" lists I wrote for ReelTalk Reviews and Classic Movie Guide in October:

"Flicks with Bite" - The 5 Best Vampire Movies You've Never Seen...Maybe -- http://reeltalkreviews.com/browse/viewitem.asp?type=feature&id=555

"A.J.'s Top Ten Horror Classics" -- http://classicmovieguide.com/content/view/521/69

Also, I wanted to thank my good friend Dom Coccaro for coming up with a rather kickass logo, which you can see for yourself at the top of the page. And be sure to peruse Dom's chuckle-inducing thoughts at his own blog, "Random Reviews":

http://rrincorporated.blogspot.com/

More reviews will follow in the next couple of days, so stay tuned, and thanks for reading!